What d'ya got there?
This here's your last day of life.
Why would I want to buy my last day of life?
Well isn't that where you're headed?
Yeah.
I can take you there now, if you want. Save you a heap of trouble!
I'll pass. I like going slow.
Dig it man, me too! Hell those other guys offered me the same thing, I just sell the shit . . .
Get yur' LAST DAY OF LIFE NOW !
