Higgs Boson II

Out in Magnetic Space-Time, in a Field of bumpy Molts,
The Mother of All Matter got whacked, by Trillions of Electron Volts.
With two such model Bosons, could Space-Time possibly be flawed?
Two magnitudes a Proton, she comes and goes a God.

Higgs Bosun I

Lady V Part III

Irritator and Afrovenator, (who both by now are fossils)

Accompanied a lovely Velociraptress, to distant faraway Russia.

Lady V escaped to Eqypt, where she eloped with Isisaurus.

There got hitched by Elopteryx, who always had worshipped Horus.

When Doctor T-Rex offerred Lady V, an Isisaurian head,

That's probably why her baby Theropoda, ended up so dead.

Our widow Velociraptress devoted final years to arts,

She met her end with two Brontosauri - they died while lighting farts.

You'll be overjoyed and elated, this poem ends in mirth,

Shortly later an asteroid, collided with Planet Earth!

Kabacchi

The Riojasaur Club

Meet the scaly Drinkers at the Riojasaur Club,

Where all the healthy Spinosaurs, enjoy full-scale body rubs

Here Mami Stegosaur levies Dino-era rates,

Charging clients extra, to take off spiny plates.

Lovely Lady Velociraptress, gives away free lap-dances,

To three naked Erectopi, who're taking big life chances.

Big Triceratops was a rocker, who could out-rock a Magnosaurus,

His Dongbeititan rocked the crop of them, the club broke out in chorus.

Iguanodon was screaming, at Triceratops' granite block,

The Riojasaurs sang a rhyme for them, a Priconodonian rock!

"Get dressed!" Iquanodon demanded of her horny lover,

I'm worried that Poposaurus might actually come on over!

Poposaurus brought Afrovenator who had a lot of muscle,

Like Irritator and Achillobator . . . they all by now are fossils.

Triceratops

Triceratops was a horny lizard,
A tri-horned lizard was he.
His illustrious cock decomposed to rock,
And is adored in Tennessee.
Musicologists know he played banjo,
He also strummed the fiddle.
His partner's tail was found stuck in shale,
With his bow done up her middle.