The Riojasaur Club

Meet the scaly Drinkers at the Riojasaur Club,

Where all the healthy Spinosaurs, enjoy full-scale body rubs

Here Mami Stegosaur levies Dino-era rates,

Charging clients extra, to take off spiny plates.

Lovely Lady Velociraptress, gives away free lap-dances,

To three naked Erectopi, who're taking big life chances.

Big Triceratops was a rocker, who could out-rock a Magnosaurus,

His Dongbeititan rocked the crop of them, the club broke out in chorus.

Iguanodon was screaming, at Triceratops' granite block,

The Riojasaurs sang a rhyme for them, a Priconodonian rock!

"Get dressed!" Iquanodon demanded of her horny lover,

I'm worried that Poposaurus might actually come on over!

Poposaurus brought Afrovenator who had a lot of muscle,

Like Irritator and Achillobator . . . they all by now are fossils.