Triceratops and Iquanodon

"Shall we keep your Epanterias on?
 So asked bony Triceratops of tiny Iquanodon.

"I'll be Gigantasaurus, leave Epanterias on,

"Triceratops is hornier, once Epanterias come down!"

Old Triceratops got Iquanodon's Epanterias off,
 though Iquanodon preferred Epanterias on.

The Door

Reason lights up rafters high,
Instinct sounds the floor,
Poetry's a key that opens wide,
The door to Metaphor.

Outside Us

  Which of the piles of ice and snow,

  That shine in the dark outside us,

  Will set afire and put aglow,

  The divine spark that lies inside us.

Bedbugs

The common male bedbug,
Has a prick as sharp as a knife,
Since the female has no vulva,
What's it's like to be a bedbug wife? 1.

[ NOTE 1: Traumatic Insemination is the technical term,

                For describing the insertion of bedbug sperm. 

                Before foreplay gets made, she asks him coyly,

                "I really do miss your blade, I really need it sorely!"]

Image courtesy: Adam Cuerden

Garter Snakes

A sexy little garter snake,

With skin as soft as felt,
Broke the thing off her garter mate,
To keep as a chastity belt. 1.

[ NOTE 1: The velvety little Garter Snake actually carries a poisonous bite,

                Yet fails to deliver much venom, her fangs are stuck way inside.

                Her cousin the Red-Sided Garter, engages in ritual orgy,

                Men all come to try their pens, and take chances writing poetry.

                This poem does mention the particular convention, of a species that has two pricks. 

                One is a spare, to put somewhere, the other is for mortar and bricks.