Garter Snakes

A sexy little garter snake,

With skin as soft as felt,
Broke the thing off her garter mate,
To keep as a chastity belt. 1.

[ NOTE 1: The velvety little Garter Snake actually carries a poisonous bite,

                Yet fails to deliver much venom, her fangs are stuck way inside.

                Her cousin the Red-Sided Garter, engages in ritual orgy,

                Men all come to try their pens, and take chances writing poetry.

                This poem does mention the particular convention, of a species that has two pricks. 

                One is a spare, to put somewhere, the other is for mortar and bricks.