A sexy little garter snake,
Broke the thing off her garter mate,
To keep as a chastity belt. 1.
[ NOTE 1: The velvety little Garter Snake actually carries a poisonous bite,
Yet fails to deliver much venom, her fangs are stuck way inside.
Her cousin the Red-Sided Garter, engages in ritual orgy,
Men all come to try their pens, and take chances writing poetry.
This poem does mention the particular convention, of a species that has two pricks.
One is a spare, to put somewhere, the other is for mortar and bricks.
