One Bufo marinus who got to know Jesus,
Amplexed before sex, on females he seized.
Bufo this Cane Toad, took a fast-track to Australia,
And aspired to sainthood, on the backs of femalia.
Notes:
Bufo marinus, or the Marine Toad, is also known as the Cane Toad. It was imported to Australia from the Americas, where it has since taken over.
Amplexus, "is a form of pseudocopulation in which a male amphibian . . . grasps a female with his front legs as part of the mating process." [Wikipedia]
Amplexus, "is a form of pseudocopulation in which a male amphibian . . . grasps a female with his front legs as part of the mating process." [Wikipedia]